VirtueOnline-News - As Eye See It - "Ain't never seen a truck wreck like this before" - Rev. Clay Knapp

This sermon is in light of the CT Bishop who forced his way into a church this week while the rector was on sabbatical, changed the locks, hacked into the computer and installed a new priest. I thought this was funny little sermon intro ... "SERMON BY THE REV. CLAY KNAPP, JULY 17, 2005 AT TRINITY CHURCH, BRISTOL, CONNECTICUT (FOLLOWING THE EVENTS OF 7/13) This has been a week not to be believed: something I have never seen before or want to see ever again. It reminds me of the story of the instructor at a tractor-trailer driving school. 'Here's the scenario,' the instructor announced to his class of novice truck drivers. 'You're in an 18-wheeler with a heavy load, barreling down a mountainous two-lane highway. Ed, your co-driver, is asleep. There are six trucks behind you, and as you come over the top of a hill, they pull out beside you to pass. Suddenly, you see several trucks coming in the opposite direction, pulling into your lane to pass. What do you do?' 'That's simple,' a student called out. 'I'd wake up Ed.' 'Why would you do that?' asked the instructor. 'Because,' replied the student, 'Ed ain't never seen a truck wreck like this before!'"