Lycos News: AP: 'God' Apparently Responds to Lawsuit

Apparently God is defending Himself in court, filing a response to a lawsuit against Him that sought an injunction against Him for making terroristic threats, inspiring fear and causing "widespread death, destruction and terrorization of millions upon millions of the Earth's inhabitants." Relief was sought by State Sen. Ernie Chambers, an agnostic. God responded that the court lacks jurisdiction and listed St. Michael the Archangel as a witness.